Random
Source Code
Random
When it damn near takes divine intervention to get rid of your ex-boy/girlfriend.
Gina called me 34 fuckin' times yesterday. I need a major Ex-orcism from that bitch!
25👍 15👎
Someone who fails miserably when trying to have sex due to booze, drugs, or nervousness.
Amy said Mike was totally DisFucktional last night after that bottle of Purple Passion.
1👍 2👎
Something a person you like gives you that instantly weirds you out for whatever reason.
A gift from someone you like that you keep until finding out they're actually creepy as hell.
Betty: Did Tony really give you a t-shirt with his picture on it?
Carrie: Yeah, total Creepsake.
1👍 1👎