Billie Jean

See Michael Jackson
Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl who claims that I am the one. But the kid is not my son. She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.

Billie Jean is not my lover.

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tgfgd

Thank God For Getting Dumped
When you date a cute girl and then she dumps you and a few years later, she turns into an ugly, fat, bitter bitch.

Dave: "Damn, Jack, she turned into an ugly hoe. Remember when you used to date her?"
Jack: "TGFGD"

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shih tzu

(Shit Zoo)
A breed of small companion dog of very ancient type, with long silky fur. The breed originated in China, possibly by way of Tibet. The name is both singular and plural.

The shih tzu on your lap just took a shit.

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Anthropus

(Ahnthroh-poohs)
1. A word filler.
2. A human being.
Origin: Greek

1. I have an anthropus on my head.
2. That isn't a giraffe, thats an anthropus.

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