Green Day

A sellout California punk band whose lead singer sounds like Bob Dylan on extreme doses of Ritalin. Their latest hit, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" is an annoying, over-played piece of dogshit.

Listen to Metal Music

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George W. Bush

Proof that you never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. He must be impeached immediately and sentenced to jail for war crimes.

I hope our military will be the "breast" and brightist--actual quote

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Tom DeLay

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes

And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY

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Dawn of the dead

Is a really great zombie movie from 1979. It was released as the sequel to Night of the Living Dead. It's got the best gore in it and the best zombies. DO NOT SEE THE REMAKE!!! It was terrible and should be destroyed immediately. If you want to see Dawn of the Dead, make sure its the old one, not the bullshit one.

Other good zombie movies:
Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, the Evil Dead series, Re-Animator, Return of the Living Dead, Zombie, Dead/Alive, The Beyond

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Evil Dead

A seriously kick ass movie with spells and zombies and gore and all kinds of wierd ass shit!

Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!

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Red Hot Chili Peppers

Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!

Customer: I would like a good CD

Employee: How about this Peppers CD

Customer: Fuck the peppers!

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Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.

Sieg Heil Herr Rumsfeld

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