Dylan

The type of motherfucker Who gets pussy,
Who is smart and doesn't fuck strippers. Because they have STD’S. Itching and burning, Stanky Fishy. Anyways When you’re a Dylan, You can hook up with mom’s And get you’re Best friend to call you daddy (No homo tho). It’s the appropriate term so it ain’t gay.

“Dylan Stop fucking my mom, Dude”
“Meet you’re new dad”
“Harder Papi, Harder .“

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