Sizilk

It's what you call when you strap a pair of scissors to a carton or gallon of milk. It's commonly used for when you need scissors and milk at the same time. It's emergencium!

"Pass me the sizilk"

"What is siz-"

"its SCISSOR MILK!?"

...

"Ok, but why-"

"It's for when you need scissors and milk at the same time"

Fecksickle

A Fecksickle is someone who is generally just an annoying person.

"That little Fecksickle owes me money!"

"GIVE ME MY MONEY YOU FECKSICKLE"

FECK

1. (Other) Common alternative to "Fuck"

2. (Other) Uncomfortable and angry. Must have "y" at the end

1. "I STUBBED MY TOE! FECK!"

2. "Ew. I feel so fecky!"

Farfunda

Also spelt Farfundada for some fucking reason, It's the battle cry of the Dung Defender from Hollow knight.

Pronouced Far-FOON-Da

"Farfunda! Hear the cry of the shield of the king!" Man on the Internet, Youtube.

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

Red

1. (Noun) The color red

2. (Noun) Common nickname for communist

3: (Adj) Deadly. Comes from blood being "red"

1. "Can I get a red backpack?"

2. "Those dirty reds, messin' up our government!"

3. "I have a red knife"

emergencium!

Emergency calcium. The term commonly used when describing sicssor milk, or Sizilk.

"I need some emergencium!"

"...Some what!?"