battle dicks royale

Battle dicks royale is when royal people (like the queen and the king) get together and slap each other in the face with erect dildos. The first one to get wet/get a boner looses. Is usually used when two countries are fighting over some land, and they don't want to start a war.

Lets not have a war for this area, lets just have a nice and peaceful match of Battle dicks royale.

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anal bombing

Anal Bombing is when you drop so many items into the anal hole, that the anal hole feels like its going to explode.

Omg, youre anal bombing my anus dude!