A "Pokemon Liquid" is sweat, gas, and babies made while playing Pokemon GO
Man, Eli was working up some hard Pokemon Liquid looking for a Mewtwo.
When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.
Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.
porn of guys using a sock as a condom.
dicks are referred to as sock cocks
Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?
Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much