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shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.
Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...
SMMFH@U.
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Before peeing: When a man really has to go pee and a drop of piss forms at the tip of the penis. He really has to go.
After peeing: When a man pisses and finishes up quickly, by the time he zips up, the last few drops of urine might not have left the urethra, so he might get his boxers a few drops of pee or so.
Could also deal with semen instead of pee. Pre-cum before or remaining cum afterwards can cause leaky dick.
Ahh dude I really gotta go, I got leaky dick! I just wiped off a lil piss from my dick! Hurry!!
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Hidden camera looking through one's unzipped fly.
Used to see the world through the eyes of a man's phallus, hence the name.
Damn dogg I got video of so many asses using phallicam!
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porno; pornography obviously. you just say it like this cuz it's funny
wat r u downloading?
o just dling the porns lol
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a black woman with large breasts
shit nig check out the tits on that rackcoon
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These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry
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