Reacher Teacher

A general term for a teacher or school administrator who looks for ways to incriminate students for their own enjoyment. Name derives from the teachers act of “reaching” to find ways to get someone in trouble, regardless of how much of a stretch it is

Person 1: What happened to John?
Person 2: He got detention because Mrs G thought his project about milk was an innuendo for cum
Person 1: Damn. She is such a Reacher Teacher

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Nutter Butter

The act of filling a girls asshole with peanut butter, then nutting in it repeatedly until her ass is stuck shut

Husband: I love nutter butters
Wife: Oh like the cookie?
Husband: No babe, grab the peanut butter and I’ll show you

Root Beer Float

When you give a girl laxatives to cause her to have diarrhea, flip her over so her ass fills with shit (root beer), and cum on top of the pool of of shit (vanilla ice cream)

Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car

Widehardo Hyperclap

That standing ovation, round of applause, encore performance clapping of cheeks

Fucking so hard it can be heard on Jupiter and maybe even past that

Damn that girl’s so thicc, I wanna give her the Widehardo Hyperclap

South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.

Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!