Urban Dictionary

The only real English Dictionary in the world, In my opinion. It contains REAL definitions that every one can understand. Not something like:

Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct.

But instead:

Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches.

1) A real Dictionary
2) Something people bad at english can understand.
3) Something to waste your time on.

1) Mike: Hey man, don't you hate all those people ruining the english language? Pfft, dem? dat? lol?

Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways.

2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words?

Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples!

3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary!

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