Mrs. Alright

The woman you settle for when you realize your dream of the perfect wife is totally unrealistic.

When manly man Ran Stanly was growing up he dreamed of a wife named Mrs. Right who would serve him beer while giving him blowjobs whenever he wanted. However, when he woke up and saw that he worked as a clown that did birthday parties and shitty magic tricks for a living, he decided it was time to settle for Mrs. Alright.

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