Crack Window

The missing Lateral Incisor tooth or Canine tooth (or both) found on most girls in their late twenties to early thirties who have partied WAY too much in their time.

While missing front teeth will usually be repaired or replaced, the teeth on the sides are often sacrificed at the expense of saving some good partying money.

"Yo, that girl at the end of the bar is pretty tight, yo."

"Yo, she got's da Crack Window action too. You can probably score some snow after you hit it, yo."

Nut Dreadlock

A single twisted, knotted mat of hair protruding from the side of a woman's head obtained when the man she has just finished giving oral sex to has ejaculated into her scalp then quickly rubbed it in with his hands (in the hand-warming motion of rubbing them together quickly).

If performed correctly, the result is permanent and can only be removed by cutting off the entire Dreadlock with scissors. It may or may not be kept as a trophy by the man.

"Yo, remember that bitch that shot me down at the Senior Prom, back in the day?"

"Yeah, she's still pretty hot these days. And she's still a bitch, yo."

"Yo, I saw her at the bar last night, got her drunk, took her home and gave that bitch a Nut Dreadlock! I got it hangin' from my rearview mirror, yo!"

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