meejahor

Noun - Person with a desire to see themselves forever in the eye of the population at large - abbreviation of 'media whore' - self publicist, narcisist, wrapped up in their own celebrity - a perjorative term

'he/she's a meejahor, willing to attend the opening of an envelope if he/she thought the paps were around'

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

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