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To masturbate with a semi
I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig
Throw up or vomit after a hard night out
“I were that drunk i had a baarf over me mrs’ pussy!”
A munter who is also a bit fucked in the head
“That was such a dumb thing to do you muntfuck!”
That rippling feeling you get when your partner farts on your freshly-shaven ballsack
“He’ll be getting happy flaps tonight after that Jerusalem Artichoke soup!”