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He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM!!!
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
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Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but donât do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.
âMike! I just perfected Love Lizards!â
âShut up, Iâm playing Glee Club.â
if you do this, you are a simp
Henry: "I gave my girl female cum"
Thomas: "SIMP ALERT!"
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Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."
An ancient god, Telanoli. Usually remained unknown or unidentified by most people. Telanoli is a person with a great mindset, and a great human being people look up to.
"Have you seen telanoli? I think i'm in love!"
"I know, right! He's such an adorable bag of flesh!"
"...We're no longer friends."
A combination of legitimately and literally.
It's a word, I swear.
"What the fuck does legiterally mean???"
"Derek please, we need to continue the sacrifice."