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pubic hair stuck in your teeth
I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.
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nice boobs under a tight sweater
Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.
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When you have too much crap piled onto the top shelf of your closet and you open the door and all the crap falls out - crapalanche!
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Someone without substance or conviction. Comes from the Scots Toom Tabard as a reference to King John Balliol who was appointed King of Scotland by King Edward of England in the late 13th c.
The presidential candidate is an empty coat.
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a flea market or garage sale
Did you buy anything at the neighbor's craporama?