Meme

A thing that is funny.

So the other day, I saw this meme, this is how it went;
Two kids were outside my house and one of them shouted at the other, 'Your mom is gay!' The other kid then asked, 'Which one?' The kid who shouted in the first place was dead silent for at least a minute. I was laughing for thirty. Later I asked the kid with two moms if I could meet his moms, they then came out and I'm like, 'Hi, I'm lesbian, what about you?'

The end of my life started right then.

Lesbian

A WOMAN (because women are amazing and beautiful and hot) who is attracted to another WOMAN. Not MEN (because as charming as you think you are, you shouldn't keep harassing the HOT ASS WOMEN that are attracted (and rightfully so) to other HOT ASS WOMEN.)

We don't like you Emily, or you Jacob. So let it go.
Or
Yes, Brooklyn, I'm still a lesbian. Yes, Brooklyn that crush on that guy that one time was horrible and I am mentally scared. Yes, Brooklyn, God has let me live another day, and yes Riley (who's a guy) I am going to make it your problem.