Misspelling something so badly that autocorrect doesnât have any suggestions
I am a jigantik failure
Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
She went on a diet because she had too many calories
Short for the word pusillanimous meaning timid or cowardly
Guy: Pussy
Me, an intellectual: PUSILLANIMOUS
What every internet stranger had with my mom
My mom brings home her new boyfriend to meet me. âHello Alex,â he says. âOr do you prefer the name ð¥_ðððð¡ðððð¥ð¥?â
âMadman772?â I say, my voice dripping with fear.
âThats right,â His smile was sinister â his tone powerful. âI told you Iâd have sex with your mom, ððððâð¡ ð¼?â I let out a scream of pure primal terror.
Legend has it, if you plant a cheerio in sacred ground, youâll get a donut plant
I eat Cheerios because theyâre heart healthy...
And my heart has been severely damaged...
So John if youâre out there-