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When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arbyâs bathroom
So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*
A teacher who is a real bitch, bullies kids and generally sucks at teaching
Guy #1: do you have that one teacher in honors pre-calc?
Guy #2: yeah man sheâs a real Mrs. montano
Guy #1: fucking bitch
(Only students from Madison meadows middle school from 2018 will get)
A unit of measurement equal to 5 tons
Did you see that whale? That bitch weighed half a merril
Dude did you hear about trump being put in a peach?
Obama is a blew