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Arson

1: a crime that involves burning

2: what morons call themselves

1: dude I just set my friends house on fire again I may be a pyromaniac or an arsonist

2: h1! 1m 4r50n(arson but set as those cringe fucking annoying horrible terrible for people with dyslexia typing quirks)

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024


sylahstexus the almighty

we pray to him. He is our leader,

all hail sylahstexus the almighty

yes

all non believers will feel his wrath

he has taken down many gods

he is all powerful

he has demolished god and enslaved Anubis

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024


Hello kitty

A psychological warfare weapon, released in Japan as a tactic to enslave the world and put it under their control. Also an absolutely atrocious character. Fucking cancerous.

dude 1: are you retarded

dude 2: no

dude 1: do you like hello kitty

dude 2: yes

dude 1: so you openly admitted you’re retarded

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024


Agamemnon Counterpart

(wow I’m the first)

A really weird YouTube video that is very psychedelic and was made as an art project for out of the box art, with music from a movie called “The Human Tornado”

dude have you heard of the Agamemnon Counterpart video

no shit I have its fucking weird am I right

Nobody says “am I right” anymore you retard

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024


gay sex

the most awesome sauce thing ever

dude: wanna gay sex

dude the sequel: yeah gay sex is awesome sauce

by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024