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Unfair Dinkum

What a drunken, "ugly American" tourist says when they are kicked out of a pub in Australia.

I didn't mean to throw up on the bar, let me go... this is like... unfair dinkum!... Mate!

by I am me, who I am April 20, 2022


Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 13, 2022