soccer mom

An arrogant rude peice of shit. She drives around a gargantuan, gas guzzling, jap crap suv. She has no life, and gets angry because hubby is at work all day. Speaking of hubby, he's probably masturbating at Hooters while his stupid bimbo wife maxes out the credit card. It's a miracle anyone would even want to fuck a soccer mom, because they are fat and ugly.

My mom is not a soccer mom. She let's me play GTA: Vice City Stories on my psp while she drives a pickup truck at the speed limit. Then I take a break from my game to flip off the soccer mom passing us at 70 mph. She gets in an accident trying to cover her kids eyes.

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suv

A soccer mom's favorite mode of transportation. Everyone who drives one probably has a little penis or small boobs, except for people who go off-roading, and people who live in Michigan and Minnesota who need 4 wheel drive.

Michigan Resident: My suv keeps me safe in the winter
Off-roader: I use my suv to go off roading
Soccer Mom: My suv guzzles gas and cuts off people.

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minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

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