Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.

Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”

18👍 10👎

Mr Philip

If Atticus from To Kill A Mockingbird was a person in our time, this would be him. He is rockin out his beard and edgyness

Mr Philip was seen with Mr Gatti kissing behind room 317.

Mr Gatti

GOAT science teacher. My mans was moaning every 2 seconds. But he a sellout smh my head nigga went to another school

#FREEGATTI

Mr Gatti: “oh shit my moon rock hard nvm that my pp”
Mr Philip: “nice”
*Chris Hansen walks in*

Kevin Ye

An incredible amazing, cool, intelligent, handsome, usually asian, God.

Person 1 walking with Person 2
Person 1: spots an asian
Person 2: "Is that... it can't be..."
Person 1: "Shit it's Kevin Ye"
Person 2: "Let us go get his autograph"
all girls within vicinity get wet and drops their panties.

HLTV

a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup

hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart

60👍 8👎

Brendon Thai

dis chinese nigga able to kill Thanos in under one second. a special attribute of his is insane rice farming techniques.
enough joking around this guy is really sexy. he is like a 9/10 in general. id go gay for him

Brendon Thai was able to kill Thanos with his looks.

HLTV Elites

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.

HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.

4👍 4👎