Elaine

Elaine (Page) is Cockney rhyming slang for Road Rage.

Bob from down the pub gets quite irate when cyclists ride in the middle of the road.
Oh yeah he has a proper case of the Elaines.

Cabby Waddle

Cabby waddle occurs in London taxi drivers due to their lack of movement over years of siting and spouting racist, sexist and homophobic bullshit to their passengers while taking the longest route possible.

Oh damn look at Dave, he's all locked up in the hips with Cabby Waddle!