Non existent

Non existent or for you, the person reading this your dad but anyway non existent means something that doesn’t exist examples: dad,father,etc

Joe:my car is non existent

Candice:mine too

Big dick

Basically a big cock

Jimmy: I have a Big dick
Carl:cool

Poop

Big brown smelly squishy banana that comes out your butt

Carl: I like poop
Candice:no