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Lean

A drink that is made when cough syrup is mixed with soda. It's mostly purple.

Drug addict: want some lean man?
Some dude: what's that?
Drug addict: cough syrup mixed with soda.
Some dude: no thank you.

by I don't care if I offended you September 25, 2019


Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.

Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.

by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019

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