Flip The Script

to gain control in a dialogue that is being dominated by another person so that you are now in charge.

could be used for any situation involving only 2 people.

Eddie turned out to be a dominating ***hole, then Shanon flipped the sript now he stays home everyday and cries like a baby.

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computer glich

Word often used by a reservations agent at a hotel to describe what must have happened to a guest that books a room that's not available because the wrong availability was posted on said hotels website.

Guest: I was just on your website and i booked a one-bedroom condo...I'd like to get my confirmation #.

Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.

Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.

Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.

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nth

A legal word without vowels that can be used in Scrabble.

This is the nth time I've said it.

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ADSB

All. Day. Sex. Brain.

The state of mind where a person cannot function properly due to the mental invasion of sexual fantasies through the period of one day, usually caused by a specific encounter or experience that day or the night before.

Girl to friend at work:

I spent the night at Jeremy's house, where I got ravished, today I can't shake this ADSB.

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