Woman spreading

Basically man spreading but when women take up entire seats with their bags

I was on the subway, but I had to stand cause this girl was woman spreading

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Depression beard

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave

Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard

This'tch

When you you wanna say this bitch but you gotta be quick

This'tch think she better than me