Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.

Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."

Jick

The crease that forms in jeans when you sit down, giving the appearance of an erection.

Bob: "Bro look James is bricked up right now!"
James: "Nah man its just the Jick"

Shplonk

The noise that general grievous makes when he goes into murder mode.

Obi Wan: " Hello there.
General Grievous: "SHPLONK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!