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The solar system in Star Trek.
Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons and escort us to sector 001.
Substitute for "Son of a bitch"
4π 1π
P: Please
E: Excuse
M: My
D: Dope
A: Ass
S: Swag
Define PEMDAS
Please Excuse my dope ass swag
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You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you
But really, this is what he is:
-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester
-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people
But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff
Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.
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Someone abbreviating Oh My God.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That thing went BOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
6π 2π
The programmer of Alexa. He also never worked for Amazon.
Alexa?
Yes!
Who is Jeff Bezos?
He's a long legged pissed off Puerto Rican!
Alexa?
Yes!
Who programmed you?
BOB SAGET!!!