cum nuggets

When you cum but instead of being a lot in one burst it comes out in smaller splurts but ends up with you actually cumming more due to the number of bursts, despite the small volume of each splurt. Tend to also feel more pleasurable then short bursts.

Joe: Ahhh! I'm cumming!!!
Yuri: Don't pull out Joe! Oh yeah!!
Joe: (while orgasming) oh yeah this feels so good
Yuri: Oh yeah joe uhhh I think it's cum nuggets your cumming so much and so many times ahhhh...
you get the idea

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electric slide

When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.

Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)

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Saac

A nickname for people named Isaac. (pronounced sack)

Isaac: Hi, I'm Isaac but you can call me Saac.
Yuri: (laughter)

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Shadow the hedgehog

A bitchass motherfucker. Search "shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker pornhub" for more information

John: I have an announcement to make.
Yuri: Okay, what is it?
John: Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker
AND THATS HOW HISTORY WAS MADE

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lil barnacle

The most intelligent young rapper of our generation. When you listen to his music you instantly orgasm and enter the fourth dimension.

Joe: The new lil barnacle song is so good
Yuri: I have something to tell you... I am lil barnacle.
Joe: (Instant orgasm and entrance into the next life)

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ashe

shut the fuck up- no seriously, shut the fuck up. he is so hot oh my god i wanna tickle his little ashehole

Joe: yo ashe hows ur ashehole feeling
Ashe: my ashehole feelin a lil tingly right now baby

Gender-Fender-Bender

When you get raw dogged from behind so hard that you get genderbent

Yuri: Ah... what happened last night... all that I remember was that i was getting raw-dogged from behind...
John: Holy shit! Is that really you, Yuri? You... you're a guy now!?
Yuri: What do you me- Oh, so that's what must've happened.
John: Gender-Fender-Bender?
Yuri: Yeah. It must've been a gender-fender-bender.