Dirty Anakin

When you lay blue milk pipe in your girl with your pulsing lightsaber and when you bust inside you whisper in her ear and say “I’m gonna slaughter your children master” and proceed to use the force to tie her tubes

Luke: I just gave a dirty Anakin to that twi'lek on Nal Hutta before we left

Han: The one Leia said Jabba banged the night before?

Luke:.... fuck

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Ford whore

Those who worship their beloved Fords, no other car exists unless it’s a ford... truck, suv, sedan, or coupe. Ford is the one and only (typically can be found on the side of your local highway walking away from a smoking f250)

Person: I saw this guy going for a walk the other day

Chevy slut: nah that was just our local ford whore

Subi bro

A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro

Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?

Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud