Humberto

A zeisty ass motherfucker who loves to crawl on all fours. He’s super caked up and loves twerking especially when people watch. He loves his family and would do anything for them. You can count on him to get you out of a jam. Shame about his big ass forehead though.

“Did you see Humberto walk by just now”?!
“Girl I know. His booty bigger than mines Oh Lord. If I could just get my hands on those cheeks”!