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Another name for Valentines Day; the holiday is similar to thanksgiving in that the few days leading up to turkey day you abstain from over eating so you can make a total glutton of yourself on the one day where nobody looks down upon such an act. On sexual Thanks giving you abstain from intercourse a few days prior so you can have a marathon sex session that rivals Sting's best efforts, may also be used for an anniversary or birthdays.
Wife: What are we doing for Valentines Day honey?
Husband: You mean sexual thanksgiving, and what do you think we are going to do? You better get ready because I'm going to knock the bottom out of you!!!
rectally pleasing another with a frozen semen dildo
I was thinking about dating her but then she asked me to groady garza her.
A play on the word fucking, but used in a situation where you wouldnt be able to say fucking.
May also be used to describe mach fucking, or dirty dancing.
Teacher: class is it ok to fauxk your cousin?
Class: WTF?!?
Bill: Where's Ted?
Jim: I think he's fauxking that skank on the dance floor.
a sexual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the anus, allowing said feces to dry to a "crusty state" and then receiving a rim job from your sexual partner.
Man A "Dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?"
Man B "Yes I did but I think she might have given me a crusty lopez."
Man A "Lucky you."
A blinged/tricked out toilet that only a rapper can afford/bring them selves to sit on., normally encrusted with jewel's and made of precious metals.
Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.
Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)
Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.
A celebration that can last up to weeks after Christmas, where late shipments still arrive in the mail many days after they were ordered online.
Amazonukah lasted 17 days after Christmas this year as many of my gifts were coming from Santa's new workshop conveniently located in China due to it's cheaper labor.