2057

The perfect year has been found. The 76ers win the NBA Finals, the Eagles win the Super Bowl, and Ben Eiferman (follow him on ig at ben.eif) is the richest man on Earth after betting heavily on them. Anyone reading in the year 2021 must go to their neighbors house and dance the Shrek dance to a bagpipe.

Oh crap I’m reading the 2057 page in 2021, I have to get my bagpipe!