Gaming Kuh 2 starb während des Tunnelmassakers 2020 in der demilitarisierten D-Area
When you cum in your partners mouth while he/her is giving you a blowjob
Him: oh yea im going to do a John F blowjob (JFB)
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Kuh gaming 1 war der einzige überlebende des Tunnelmassakers von 2020 im der demilitarisierten D-Area
FFR or Fat-fucking-retard is a person who votes for names on urban dictionary
FFRs usually have a ego that huge of Uranus
Her: omg ill put myself into urban dictionary
Him: thats why noone wants to fuck you you fat fucking retard
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During the 100years war, Leutnant assbeater420 lead his division through a village near the river Rhein in hessian territory where, under his order, they commited severel crimes against humanity including all kinds warcrimes and terrorism
He: oh man someone just stole my liver, i feel empty
You: they pulled an assbeater420 on you
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