Vampires Everywhere

What happens when twilightfags + generic ass riffs + leather/teased hair/black everything + gayness (again) + auto tuning + making music purely for money without ever having a shred of respect for yourself or god damn art whatsoever just because you're exploting the recent resurgence in vampire popularity and you get signed to a shitty label? You get the JO-Bro's known as Vampires Everywhere! The also double as a band for fat scene chicks who like BrokeNCYDE!

Teen Girl: "Hey, did you hear the new Vampires Everywhere!?"

Teen Dude: "That twilightcore garbage sucks. Coffinflip, babe."

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