Changster

An asian gangster. Usually dresses like a typical black man.

Changsters wear baggy jeans, baggy hoodies, baggy shirts, baggy hats, baggy whatevers.

They also like sushi and I guess anime porn.

Jon: Yo dawg, sup my chigger.

Dave: Sup bro.

Jon: I just busted a cap in that cracker walkin' down the street, and then I drove away in my lowrider while eating some chinese takeout.

Dave: Fuckin' right dawg. WEST SIIIIDE!

Jon: So what did ya'll do Chinka?

Dave: I went gangbangin', ate some sushi and jacked off to anime porn. And I also wear my bandana while doing it.

Jon: NICE

Black Man: Bitches get da fuck outta here, dis is nigger territory! *Shoots Changsters*

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Emo

A person usually an albino white kid with dark hair. They cry and complain about how life sucks but really they just need to smoke a joint once in a while. They wear tight jeans because they think everyone is gay like them and likes looking at their disgusting tight bodies. They wear tight shirts too because they are fucked up. They sometimes wear glasses, retarded shoes, and they listen to stupid bands like Coldplay and Slipknot.

And then they got their whole ear pierce bullshit, and emo tatoos. Also if you want to be emo you need to follow a specific guideline.

1. Be an albino middle class white kid

2. Act all cool on a skateboard.

3. Be sad and bitchy all the time.

4. Have a small 2 inch dick.

5. Be a fucking faggot.

6. Worship Satan

7. Cut your wrists

Follow those steps and you're an emo.

Josh: I cut my wrists last night.

Nick: Nice, I was just jacking off to Slipknot vids and then I went boardin' on my sick deck. I can do a neat trick on my skateboard!

Josh: I can do sick tricks too.

Nick: Yeah. Decks are sick.

Tyler: My girlfriend dumped me and I cut my wrists.

Josh: Oh my Satan!

Tyler: Yeah it's rough but im an emo punk so I can handle it with self mutilation.

Nick: Let's go cut our wrists and suck eachother's dicks while watching Slipknot guys!

Josh,Tyler: YAY!!!

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