Onion man

A man who smells so vile that the stench can only be described as “smelling of onions”

Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.