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A game that has taken over the world.
Also used to describe something sus.
Jenna: OMG Darren thinks I don't know he had an affair with Sandra like wow
Ariel: he's a sissy amogus imposter
So I thought this definition deserved an update.
Porter Robinson is an amazing DJ who has recently released his album Nurture consisting of amazing songs, my favorite being Musician.
His YouTube channel is almost to 1M subs so that's cool.
Guy 1: hey have you heard porter Robinson's song trying to feel alive?
Guy 2: hm? Oh yeah, that shit's fire!
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Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21
Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha
A random indian word I made up
Never say this in front of an Indian friend unless you're sure they're cool with it
Hey, can you tell me an Indian word? Need it for a test
Halalamahjar
No, I mean native American Indian.
Oh. Aukawahtak
Thanks
Is what I am
Underage for most girls is also what I am
Single
What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson
BTW, this is a dead meme.
Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven
Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*
Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today.
Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up.
Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it.
It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.
Rachel: I'm nonbinary now!
John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more?
Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian!
John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian
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