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How Europeans think Americans measure things
British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks
A poison that we must purge from this earth
Hey, mom, I just made a TikTok video and it got a ton of views!
Go the fuck on the streets, never talk to me again, and get adopted my people who care.
What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle
*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU
What you should you do when:
You peg the police
You catch the cops
You find the fuzz
Bro I beheld someone in blue
Let's roll
I put warn a brother here so it would count as defining it
2👍 2👎
What to do after roasting or killing someone in a cool way
Gets a 360 no-scope with the Barrett
*Default dances*
Coolgamerkid1950alt got the badge, show me what you're made of!
A: I wish waluigi was in smash
B: Geno for me
C: master chief
D: bandana Dee
E: tails
F: Shrek
A, B, C, D, and E: fuck off
G: lol everyone is here more like everyone should drink beer
C: aw nice a 6-pack!
F: what about me?
E: you get no beer, Shrek can't come into smash.