Matthew

Some one who would hit his wife and kids and be the victim. He would do any thing to get his tiny dick bigger. Examples: big beard, buying unneeded land, heavily drinking, and penis pumps. He would do anything to mark him look better.

Also owns meth.

Person 1: bro you beat your wife!

Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.

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