Salish Middle School

A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.

Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”

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