DeSales University

Some Random-ass University in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania where the plague hits every weekend which forces everyone leaves and goes home.

Desales University Student: "Mom I'm home for the weekend"

Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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Boomtaur

It is a combination of the word boomer and a centaur.
So if someone is a boomer and a furry, then they are a boomtaur.

Ritvik is such a boomtaur.

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Lern to spill

It is a boomer way of trying to say learn to spell.

'Merica
Lern to Spill

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Bumtor

A word created by an Indian Astronomer Ritvik Naidu to accurately describe people from the foreign planet Nunya. Naidu claims that these inferior people only say the phrases"Ok Bumtor" or "No U" to one another. Claiming that they lack the brain size to fully comprehend intelligent speech.

Ok Bumtor

illuminati freak

A person who feels that every time he/she sees a triangle or pyramid, they have to exclaim: "ILLUMINATI! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ILLUMINATI MAN!!" and they expect to start preaching about the NWO and all of Alex Jones's and other payed shit-stirers' misconceptions on how the horrors in the world are actually taking place.

illuminati freak : Dude! your shirt is fucking illuminati bro! It has a fucking triangle on it!

logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.

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DIY Project

When you are too broke to pay someone to do work for you.

I would pay someone to fix the electrical , but i'm too broke. I guess it's a DIY project , I hope I don't get electrocuted.