metrosexual

One who is sexually attracted to large metropolitan cities, derived from the the words metropolitan (huge city) and sexual (wants to do the no-pants-dance with)

You - What the hell, is that guy trying to have his way with a traffic light?!

Me - He must be metrosexual

You - Doesn't that word mean he's straight but likes gay culture?

Me - No, shut up! Whenever someone says that, an etymologist cries

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