Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush

Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs

Card

Cunt + Retard

Bro1- Yo Bro2, rememba that guy from that part a while back?
Bro2- You mean that dude who pissed on ur car and stole our kush?
Bro1- yeah we taught him not to mess with us, that piece o shit Card.

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