Drop the kids off at the pool

Take a sh*t, a dump, a crapper.

I gotta go, I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

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Take the Browns to the Superbowl

To take a sh*t, have a bowel movement, to the toilet.

Sorry I took so long, I had to take the Browns to the Superbowl

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