smort

A word used by a dumb little shit who thinks he knows everything, when in reality he only thinks he knows that 1+1= anal sex.

"1+1= abortion"
"No it doesn't you dumb shitfuck"
"Hey, I'm very smort!"
"If you're so smort then fuck me"

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Banana

An object more powerful than a dildo, perfect for shoving up your ass and keeping it there or for sucking on it violently for five hours straight.

"Hey, do you want a banana?"
"Sure"
"Okay, here you go"
(The sounds of sucking then occur)