jing-juggle

when somebody tricks you into doing something you weren't smart enough to process.

dad: Hey! Do you want to trade chores? I'll do yours and you do mine!

daughter: What chores do you have?

dad: Idk what chores DO i have?

daughter: you're trying to trick me smh
*an hour later*
mom: daughter do all the dishes by yourself!

daughter: WHAT??!!

dad: lets shake hands😈

daughter: OK!

dad:haha get jing-juggled bitch!! now you have to pick up dog shit outside

daughter: ahhh😔

October 24

It's October 24th! Celebrate it by roasting everyone you see ONCE. If you do more than 5 people with your own roasts CONGRATS you get a delicious, cardboard cookie!!

October 24th- How to get rid of you friends

Friend: Hey whats u-
you: I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one
Friend: bitch I love what you have done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?