December 17

National Kurdistan flag day! My region’s national day! I’m Kurdish, and I really love Kurdistan (because yeah, I'm Kurdish) and it’s made me quite sad nobody has seemed to acknowledge my region’s national day. Due to that, I’ve decided to write this definition! I genuinely treat it like an Independence Day, like July 1st for example. So yeah, a little reminder that today is my region’s national day! :)

Person 1: Hello! I’m so happy that it’s finally December 17.

Person 2: Why? Isn’t it just another ordinary day?

Person 1: Nope, it’s December 17! National Kurdistan flag day! I’m Kurdish, so it’s kind of like my region’s Independence Day! It hasn’t gotten independent though.

Person 2: Alright! I’ll mark this day on my Calendar :)

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new zealan

Me misspelling New Zealand, really cool.

person 1: wtf is new zealan

person 2: its New Zealand. Not Australia. I hate you.

Tokelau

Wow! Tokelau, a place nobody cares about, and never will. Look, it’s a cool territory and all that, but barely anyone knows about it. Not even my teachers. Isn’t that sad? It also has such a low population too. Like, imagine living there. It would be sad seeing nobody even care about it and say “What is Tokelau? Is that a Pokémon?” No, it’s not. Anyways, to get more in depth to it, it’s a territory owned by New Zealand in Oceania that is quite cool in my opinion. It has a cool name, cool flag, all that! Just is irrelevant. If someone from Tokelau is seeing this, I hope your country gets more recognition.

Person 1: Wow, it’s Tokelau! 🇹🇰

Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: Tokelau is a territory in Oceania. Can’t believe nobody knows about it.

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Tokelau

Tokelau is a overseas territory owned by New Zealand. I’ve always called it irrelevant, because yeah, it is. I also say how it’s probably gonna sink soon along with all the other pacific islands. Tokelau’s flag (🇹🇰) is quite cool though! It hasn’t gained independence yet, but it’s been on the list of UN territories that are on the independence list.

Person 1: Woah! Tokelau is beautiful!
Person 2: What is Tokelau??
Person 1: It’s an overseas territory owned by New Zealand

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New Zealand is forgotten on maps

It almost always is. You know, even IKEA forgot it on a map. That’s just disappointing. Is New Zealand really that irrelevant? At least some maps have two New Zealands. What if New Zealand made a empire? Would all countries in the empire also be forgotten on maps? Who knows, we just know that this kiwi island is so irrelevant that people keep forgetting it on maps.

Person 1: Hey, New Zealand is forgotten on maps so much! It’s annoying.

Person 2: I agree, it’s honestly sad.

🇳🇺

It’s literally Niue. It’s so irrelevant that nobody even cared to make a Urban Dictionary description for its emoji. It’s owned by New Zealand (🇳🇿) and is a small island in Oceania.

Person 1: Hey, what’s this country? 🇳🇺

Person 2: That’s Niue! It’s a small island in Oceania

Person 1: Okay